Ned Beauman, The Teleportation Accident, Sceptre, 368pp, £16.99 (hardback)

Hilary Mantel, Bring Up the Bodies, Fourth Estate, 411pp, £20 (hardback)

Last  

year  

was  

a  

good  

one  

for  

historical  

fiction  

–  

a  

genre  

often  

dismissed  

 as  

fancy-dress  

escapism  

or  

low-tech  

science  

fiction.  

If  

critics  

do  

not  

deny  

 the form outright, they have delicate and subjective systems by which they separate  

 worthy  

 historical  

 fiction  

 from  

 its  

 illegitimate  

 sibling:  

 historical  

 romance. Historical fiction, a critic might argue, should not centre on real figures.  

For  

one,  

it  

must  

take  

place  

only  

in  

the  

very  

distant  

past  

while  

for  

 another,  

it  

should  

be  

set  

no  

more  

than  

fifty  

years  

ago;;  

speech  

and  

style  

must  

 either always avoid the arcane or fustian, or it must be hyper-vigilant of the anachronistic modern, and so on. There are more (often contradictory) rules than there are rewards.

The  

story  

of  

Henry  

VIII  

and  

Anne  

Boleyn  

is  

doomed  

to  

be  

retold  

forever,  

 with varying artistic merit. But if Hilary Mantel’s Booker win for Bring Up the Bodies  

–  

her  

second  

novel  

about  

Thomas  

Cromwell  

to  

win  

the  

prize  

 –  

has  

not  

improved  

the  

integrity  

of  

the  

historical  

novel,  

it  

has  

at  

least  

got  

 people writing about it seriously. The New Yorker’s Larissa MacFarquhar began  

a  

long  

profile  

of  

Mantel  

with  

a  

disquisition  

on  

the  

art  

of  

historical  

 fiction.  

Craig  

Raine’s  

tri-quarterly  

Areté recently featured an essay on Mantel,  

 which  

 dutifully  

 brought  

 in  

 Henry  

 James’s  

 letter  

 to  

 Sarah  

 Orne  

 Jewett,  

 the  

 classic  

 argument  

 against  

 historical  

 fiction,  

 and  

 one  

 that  

 has  

 been cited against Mantel in reviews of her past work:

. . . the real thing is almost impossible to do, and in its absence the whole effect is as naught: I mean the invention, the  

representation  

of  

the  

old  

CONSCIOUSNESS,  

the  

soul,  

the  

 sense, the horizon, the vision of individuals in whose mind half the things that make ours, that make the modern world, were non-existent.

But another Booker nominee, Ned Beauman’s The Teleportation Accident, came close to achieving what Henry James called the ‘real thing.’

Beauman’s 2010 debut Boxer, Beetle was a historical novel with both a complex moral seriousness and a sense of playfulness. Featuring a collector of Nazi memorabilia and a repressed homosexual eugenicist, it was a nuanced exercise in getting into consciousnesses separated from our own by the gulf of the Holocaust. The Teleportation Accident returns quite brilliantly to the same epoch with a more developed purpose. Ergon Loeser, a set designer in 1930s Berlin, wants to put on a play about the life of Adriano Lavicini, a legendary seventeenth-century set designer whose spectacular  

invention  

–  

‘the  

Teleportation  

Device’  

–  

killed  

him  

and  

half  

the  

 inhabitants  

of  

a  

theatre.  

Loeser  

is  

terrified  

of  

artistic  

and  

romantic  

failure,  

 and is continually bettered on both fronts. When Rupert Rackenham, an English writer, seduces the woman he is interested in and writes a historical novel about Lavicini, Loeser is inspired to fail on the international stage. We watch him humiliate himself from Paris to Los Angeles as he tracks down a girl who once stood him up. This girl is Adele Hitler, no relation to Adolf, who becomes a means for the book to pun on Loeser’s political apathy and ignorance. A different Hitler causes his friends to repatriate, but  

 Loeser  

 cares  

 more  

 about  

 sex  

 –  

 or  

 rather  

 complaining  

 about  

 his  

 lack  

 of  

 it  

 –  

 than  

 the  

 rise  

 of  

 the  

 Nazis.  

 When  

 he  

 finds  

 Adele  

 she  

 is  

 working  

 in California as a lab assistant to Dr. Bailey, a scientist building a real teleportation device. ‘Where?’ Bailey asks himself, ‘did it come from, this compulsion to tumble always back into the past?’

And so the book’s main concern, more than the rise of the Nazis, is the story  

of  

literary  

time  

travel  

–  

the  

ways  

in  

which  

we  

construct  

history  

afresh.  

 Many  

of  

the  

aspects  

that  

critics  

have  

examined  

in  

Mantel’s  

writing  

–  

the  

 cooperation  

of  

historical  

fact  

and  

novelistic  

invention,  

for  

instance  

–  

barely  

 concern Beauman. His quarry, along with the representation of historical consciousness and conscience, is the moral philosophy of historical novels. The Teleportation Accident questions the fallacies propounded by its characters: Rackenham’s theory that ‘History is a sort of fantasy, and  

 fantasy  

 softens  

 the  

 blow;;’  

 and  

 Loeser’s  

 theory  

 of  

 ‘equivalence’,  

 that  

 ‘nothing ever changed.’

But history in this novel hardens the blow. Beauman proves himself to be consistently deadly with the moment when you smell irony on the turn. Living now in California and still refusing to believe that the historical Hitler will make any difference to his life, he fails to take seriously the accounts of public persecution sent him by Jewish friends remaining in Berlin. At one point, Loeser loses interest in a horrifying letter and crumples it when he is halfway through.

Beauman’s playfulness is always hiding and then revealing his moral seriousness. His characters initially seem chosen for their garish exteriors, their heightened physical features, but they reveal themselves to have subtle, historically-conditioned minds. They are similar to people who live now, but  

there’s  

something  

very  

slightly  

off  

–  

they  

lean  

and  

tilt  

morally.  

In  

Boxer, Beetle, the repressed homosexual eugenicist Philip Erskine expresses the distanced,  

condescending  

homophobia  

of  

his  

day,  

and,  

when  

infiltrating  

an  

 underground gay club, ‘mentally review[s] all that he knew about perverts in case he should be obliged to pass for one.’ (Note especially the clinical decorum of ‘obliged’ and, more discreetly, ‘review[s].’) The mind of boxer and underdog Seth ‘Sinner’ Roach usually accommodates our modern sympathies but sometimes intelligently agitates:

In the world he knew, it wasn’t unusual for brothers to end up fucking their sisters, or at least to come close, and he was proud that he’d never touched her like that.

Look at the defensiveness, the skewed normalcy and wholesomeness of this sentence! The way the tone unashamedly seeks the reader’s congratulation for the most basic decency. It is as if, as Henry James puts it in the Jewett letter, something that constitutes the modern moral horizon is casually missing from these characters. Beauman’s conception of the historical mind is the opposite of Mantel’s conception. Where Beauman methodically works backwards from modernity, trimming tolerance and resuscitating old prejudices, Mantel has her Early Modern man take his historical  

setting  

for  

granted  

–  

Thomas  

Cromwell  

exists  

in  

a  

paradoxically  

 present  

tense  

–  

and  

fill  

his  

thoughts  

with  

a  

made-up  

set  

of  

values  

and  

social  

 implications which attach themselves like familiar and universal ones.

Mantel imports a historical vernacular of thought into her similes, so we take  

them  

as  

familiar  

to  

us  

already;;  

part  

of  

our  

own  

vernacular.  

In  

Wolf Hall, the  

first  

Cromwell  

novel,  

a  

cheese  

is  

‘pitted  

and  

wobbling,  

like  

the  

face  

of  

 a stable boy after a night out.’ When the Duke of Norfolk prods Cromwell belittlingly in the shoulder, he is ‘like a baker pressing the dimples into a batch of manchet loaves.’ The everyday to Cromwell is foreign to us. Manchet  

loaves  

aren’t  

made  

anymore  

and  

the  

stable  

boy’s  

face  

–  

or  

at  

least  

 its  

 connotations  

 of  

 class  

 –  

 are  

 unfamiliar,  

 but  

 we  

 trick  

 ourselves  

 into  

 an  

 easy understanding because of the ease, the readiness, with which these things slip into Cromwell’s thoughts. Yes, we think: that is exactly what these things seem like. In Bring Up the Bodies, when someone is described as ‘one of those men who had made a career of riding to tournaments all over Europe,’ we think, yes, one of those. We know the type, or think we do.

The historical success of the Cromwell novels is half due to authorial skill, half to the natural caste of Mantel’s mind. She is preoccupied with the  

 uncanny;;  

 she  

 has  

 written  

 fiction  

 about  

 mediums  

 and  

 spoken  

 of  

 her  

 sensitivity to the paranormal, and in the light of this, her recent historical Booker  

 winners,  

 with  

 their  

 palpable  

 five  

 hundred  

 year  

 lag,  

 seem  

 not  

 to  

 have been much of a challenge for her. You can’t easily separate the foreign air of moral malevolence in the Cromwell novels from Mantel’s particular sensibility. In Bring Up the Bodies, when Anne Boleyn is upset about the death of her dog, her sister-in-law Lady Rochford says, ‘Do you know . . . when she miscarried her last child, she did not shed a tear.’ The domestic competition of this sentence, the economy of its spite, its preoccupation with  

children  

and  

childlessness,  

would  

allow  

it  

to  

fit  

seamlessly  

into  

one  

of  

 her modern novels: Every Day is Mother’s Day or Beyond Black.

The historical exists in Beauman’s novels to make us feel uncomfortable, to provoke ambivalence or debate. The Teleportation Accident goes further than  

its  

predecessor;;  

even  

Boxer, Beetle  

–  

with  

its  

sympathetic  

collector of  

Nazi  

memorabilia  

and  

its  

eugenicist  

–  

declared  

its  

intentions.  

When  

we  

 meet Philip Erskine, the Holocaust hasn’t yet happened, so he retains his dramatic innocence. But as the reader has foreknowledge of the Holocaust and  

 (fictional)  

 knowledge  

 that  

 Erskine  

 would  

 eventually  

 name  

 a  

 species  

 of beetle after Hitler, his guilt is more than just potential. We are made to entertain his mind so as to eventually dislike him with more intelligence. But by giving jarring historical thoughts to Ergon Loeser, who reads more like  

a  

contemporary  

being  

than  

Erskine  

–  

an  

artist-intellectual,  

a  

liberal  

and  

 a  

comedic  

failure  

–  

Beauman  

makes  

it  

unclear  

whether  

we  

should  

judge  

the  

 man  

or  

the  

time.  

Does  

Loeser’s  

theory  

of  

‘equivalence’  

–  

that  

nothing  

ever  

 changes  

–  

apply  

to  

the  

reading  

of  

him  

and  

other  

historical  

characters?  

The  

 result is a far more insidious and challenging historical novel.

When  

 we  

 first  

 meet  

 Loeser  

 he  

 is  

 thoroughly  

 unsympathetic  

 but  

 great  

 company, like a cultured, neurotic cousin of Martin Amis’s John Self. We follow him into the brothels of Weimar Berlin rather than eighties New York. Instead of the infamous cringe-worthy, mock-heroic attempted rape scenes in Money, we see Loeser debating whether or not to have sex with a  

 fifteen-year-old  

 prostitute  

 after  

 the  

 madam  

 construes  

 that  

 he  

 wants  

 a  

 young girl. Both have inappropriately witty one-sentence paragraphs and punch lines designed to make us feel uncomfortable, then ashamed of ourselves  

for  

finding  

the  

choreography  

and  

farce  

amusing.  

We  

are  

partly  

 meant to disassociate ourselves from, and therefore partly forgive Loeser’s sexual ethics as normal for decadent Berlin, in the same way Boxer, Beetle asked us to suspend our judgement of a eugenicist long enough to read him, so that we can eventually give him a more thorough condemnation. This authorial request is complex and often misunderstood. For readers, nothing changes, and products of a different time are open to be judged by a timeless, universal aesthetic, which is imposed after the fact.

Beauman’s  

 historical  

 fiction  

 does  

 all  

 the  

 things  

 which  

 one  

 expects  

 a  

 novel set in the present to do and which people like Henry James thought the historical novel couldn’t do. Boxer, Beetle suffered slightly from its youthful sprawl and tendency to sprout subplots, although Beauman neatly tied them all up. The Teleportation Accident is if anything more exuberant with its story-telling, but this is balanced by the (controlled) use of postmodern techniques. Beauman has made room for all his subplots and ideas  

by  

giving  

the  

novel  

secret  

compartments  

–  

multiple  

false  

bottoms.  

It  

 has a dextrous concertina of endings with a range of thousands of years. As a reader you don’t get exhausted by all the invention and information, as can so easily happen with big books that have labyrinthine plots but only the one chamber. They are one-storied structures, only big in length. You can go forwards, turn corners and (most often) go backwards, but you never fall down a trapdoor, or see a view from the balcony.

The Booker panel as well as those writing essays on Hilary Mantel may have missed a trick in not affording more time to Beauman’s book and its new look at the past. Wolf Hall,  

Mantel’s  

first  

novel  

about  

Cromwell  

 to win the Booker, had a similar fresh power. Primarily because it is a sequel, Wolf Hall having done all the work to establish the novels’ own peculiar present, Bring Up the Bodies has a feeling of complacency. It is no longer in Mantel’s best interest to emphasise unfamiliarity because she has  

achieved  

familiarity;;  

she  

has  

made  

her  

reader  

live  

in  

the  

past.  

But  

this  

 means  

 we  

 become  

 immune  

 to  

 her  

 finer  

 touches.  

 The  

 book  

 settles  

 down  

 to be a wonderfully observed political thriller, dressed in excellent prose and period clothing. And though it has been rightly praised for its chilling finale,  

we  

can  

easily  

put  

our  

finger  

on  

why  

it  

chills  

us.  

If  

we  

no  

longer  

feel  

a  

 strange  

discomfort  

in  

reading  

the  

thoughts  

of  

a  

five  

hundred  

year  

old  

man,  

 in  

the  

same  

way  

our  

ear  

does  

when  

it  

hears  

a  

five  

hundred  

year  

old  

piece  

of  

 music, what is the point?

Thus the only artistic failing of Mantel’s latest historical novel has less to do with its quality than our capacity as readers to respond to novelty. But admitting  

this  

isn’t  

too  

unjust  

–  

as  

we  

know,  

Bring Up the Bodies hasn’t suffered commercially or critically. Ned Beauman’s The Teleportation Accident proves a wonderful, promising irony: that an exciting work of fiction  

about  

the  

true  

past  

relies  

on  

novelty  

and  

invention  

of  

thought.

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